11/21/23

America, the Patriotic Hamster? #2024

Do you know how many times control of the House, the Senate, or the Presidency has flipped since the year 2000? The answer is 12. 12 times. Do you really think that if we just elected enough Democrats or Republicans that our problems will be solved? Now I used to be a tutor, so I’m going to explain something, and this will get highly scientific, but I promise that if you just bear with me you will have an epiphany in exactly 28 seconds. This is a patriotic hamster in a wheel. If this hamster runs to the left in this wheel for 2 years, and then switches and runs to the right for 2 years, then left for 4 years, then right for 2 years, left 2 years, right 4 years, left 2 years, right 4 years, left 2 years, right 2 years, left 4 years, right 2 years. Where does the hamster end up? The answer is DEAD.Do you want America to die? Then for f### sake, vote for an Independent!

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